Step 1
Drop anything personal
Upload a photo, resume, dating profile, or startup pitch. RoastDrop finds the specific details worth roasting—not generic filler.
Personal input. Instant damage.
Upload it. Get roasted. Share the wreckage.
Drop a photo, resume, dating profile, or pitch. RoastDrop turns it into a brutally funny, screenshot-ready roast in seconds.
Start free · No prompt engineering · You control what gets shared
Roast status
Specific. Savage. Shareable.
The founder promise
01
Fast by default
One upload in. A polished roast out in seconds.
02
Your heat, your call
Choose playful teasing or maximum damage.
03
Private until shared
Your result stays yours unless you send it.
The drop sequence
From personal artifact to group-chat chaos.
No blank prompt box. No fiddly setup. Just a tight loop built around the part people actually want: the punchline.
Step 2
Get the hit in seconds
Pick a roast level and receive a punchy, brutally honest result without wrestling with prompts or settings.
Step 3
Share the damage
Every result is formatted for screenshots, group chats, and roast-back chains that keep the joke moving.
Choose your ammunition
Pay for roasts, not bloated software.
Start with a free hit. Upgrade only when the group chat demands an encore.
Best burn
Main Character
For serial oversharers
$9/month
- 50 roasts each month
- Every roast intensity
- Share cards without a watermark
- Roast-back links
Roast Pack
No subscription
$5
- 15 one-time roast credits
- Credits do not expire
- Every input format
Before you volunteer
Fair questions. Brutally clear answers.
Your ego clicked this far
Stop lurking. Drop something roastable.
One upload and a few seconds stand between you and the screenshot your friends will not let you forget.
Get my first roast